If You Love Someone...

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    If you love someone,
    Set her free...
    If she comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, she never was....


    The New Versions...


    Pessimist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, as expected, she never was


    Optimist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    Don't worry, she will come back.

    Suspicious:
    (1)
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.

    (2)
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ... but get someone to follow her

    (3)
    If you love someone,
    ...
    are you sure you love that someone?


    Impatient:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't comes back within some time
    forget her.


    Patient:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
    until she comes back ...


    Playful:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    * If she comes back, and if you love her still,
    set her free again, repeat *


    Possessive:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free? NEVER!


    Fascist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free..
    She WILL come back or be shot.
    She WILL be yours or be shot.


    Animal-Rights Activist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


    Lawyers:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
    amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...


    Biologist :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    She'll evolve.


    Statisticians :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
    If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.


    Shwarzenegger's fans :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    SHE'LL BE BACK!


    Weatherman :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    If she comes back, it's back!
    If she doesn't... who cares!


    Pathetic :
    If you love someone, set her free,
    If she comes back, okay!
    if she doesn't, how could her!

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