Some Jokes For You

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    Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?

    Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.

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    Two factory workers are talking.

    Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
    Man: And how would you do that?
    Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

    Boss comes in: What are you doing?
    Woman: I’m a light bulb.
    Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.

    The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?
    The man says: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.

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    A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

    The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

    The little girl replied, “My homework.”

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    The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

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    Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
    Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
    Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
    Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”

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    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

    After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

    After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

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    “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl.
    “Well, do you know who I am?” asked the girl.
    “No.” replied the boy.
    “I’m the principal’s daughter.” said the girl.
    “And do you know who I am?” asked the boy.
    “No,” she replied.
    “Thank goodness!” said the boy with a sign of relief.

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