Some Jokes For You

Konu 'Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles' bölümünde sumeyra tarafından paylaşıldı.

  1. sumeyra

    sumeyra Üye

    3 Mart 2009
    Ödül Puanları:


    Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?

    Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.


    Two factory workers are talking.

    Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
    Man: And how would you do that?
    Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

    Boss comes in: What are you doing?
    Woman: I’m a light bulb.
    Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.

    The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?
    The man says: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.


    A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

    The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

    The little girl replied, “My homework.”


    The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”


    Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
    Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
    Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
    Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”


    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

    After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

    After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”


    “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl.
    “Well, do you know who I am?” asked the girl.
    “No.” replied the boy.
    “I’m the principal’s daughter.” said the girl.
    “And do you know who I am?” asked the boy.
    “No,” she replied.
    “Thank goodness!” said the boy with a sign of relief.

Sayfayı Paylaş